if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
i think we all have that one follower we really wanna bang
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
THE WALLS OF MY ROOM ARE BLUE MY WHOLE ROOM IS BLUE
a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society
do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”