THIS BLOG WILL BE INNACTIVE FOR A WEEK OR SO

Got some stuff to do so not that anyone’s gonna notice too much but imma be gone for a bit. Take care and if you have any problems leave a message and I’ll reply as soon as I’m back :) Stay classy Tumblr.

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

placatory:

when the person you like starts dating someone else

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so-personal:

everything personal
yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job
choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

itsmemacleod:

dont you hate it when you are sitting there and then you think about someone and then you realise shit i think i like them this should not be happening, when the hell did this happen, nope nope nope nope

lordofthejohnlock:

when your song comes on out of nowhere and you just

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draculahs