wonderous-world:

Snow Road by Terroplis A.
dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr
  1. mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  2. me: fire cannot kill a dragon

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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the-writing-jellyfish:

braginskey:

why send anon hate when you can look at this

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Look at how annoyed he is though. He’s like, ‘Gotta do this shit again, god fucking damnit. Check this shit out, mother fucker.’

Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems. Look for someone who won’t let you face them alone.
Wisdom Quotes (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative
pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next
  1. me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  2. ...
  3. me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
draculahs